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eat dirt
eat dirt by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023
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eat dirt
when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
eat dirt by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023
Eat Dirt
Eat Dirt by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024
Eat dirt bitch
Eat dirt bitch by Sireane August 26, 2016
Do not eat that dirt
Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.
Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
Do not eat that dirt by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!
Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."
Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH! by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005
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