I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 31, 2023

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd

eat a man/ eat a manwich

by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021

wucka wucka eat

Wucka wucka eat is another way to add spice or say you’re hungry in a funny way.

Mannn is it time to wucka wucka eat yet?

by Alleshe W April 16, 2021

Eat Butt

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.

Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt

by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022