a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon
"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."
by alwaysasooninshit August 9, 2018
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The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?
by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 13, 2008
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A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.
"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."
by Luiggi April 28, 2008
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The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunthill June 23, 2006
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Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunter June 15, 2006
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The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by DCFd2 May 10, 2008
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