A person who is foolish and brings rejection and embarrassment upon themselves in full view of their social group or the general public. This phrase was first coined by a nerd in Australia, and is a conjunctive of dumb and jumbotron.
"I am such a dumbotron, I got feelings for someone who doesn't want commitment from me."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.