dulaney 

a center of apparent learning where kids from j-ville can afford all the weed they want, sex in the bathrooms is a common event, where you get in more trouble for wearing a cut low shirt then for smoking, prep kids are more ghetto then boys in baby blue "shorts" and beaters, and teachers are 10% genuine, 30% crack addicts, 40% molesters, 20% mentally incapable. All of these endearing traits make Druglaney one of the best schools in the state, known mainly for the drinking team that has a lacrosse problem.

Officer: "You're dulaney kids arn't you?"
Boy wearing AE and tims: "officer i swear to drunk i'm not God"
Officer: "You're stoned too"
Girl wearing RL polo: "yea i know we're really banged up"

dulaney by lyle p. September 21, 2005

dulaney 

Dulaney is not as much a school, but rather a representation of life, glory, and herpe infested lavatory conditions. Its is a haven where ruit is not just looked upon as a highly prestigious sport, however it is seen as somewhat of a religion. Dulaneys' glory is withheld in its revelations in the fields of bathroom screwing and crunking in the clubbing. A "Dulaney kid" (as they are referred to in the hoods of Springdale, Jacksonville, and Mayschapel) can be recognized by his ability to proclaim his gettho'oscity while wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. Not entirely accredited to the students alone. The "Dulaney Teacher" can be recognized for their vast amount of community service from collecting for Beans n' Bread to posing as Miss December to raise money for a new wing at the playboy mansion. With the stunningly sexy Alex Carlson paving the "Dulaney Way," this haven shall be held close to the hearts of many throughout the ages.

Hereford kid, "Hey! Dulaney sucks."
Dulaney kid, "Yeah we know.......bitch."

dulaney by Lylle Patskowskii April 6, 2005

Dulaney 

A place where the girls wear ribbons and the guys wear polos and evrybody does drugs!

girl: "hey did you see the new ribbons the
girls are wearing?"
girl 2: "Yah, if you buy 2 you get some
weed for free"

Dulaney by psp467 June 11, 2006

Dulaney High School 

Also known as "Druglaney", Dulaney is a large high school in baltimore county known for its lacrosse and soccer teams. Also the location where kids go to once kicked out of one of the many neighboring private schools. Large diversity of students including the very wealthy to very ghetto. Although there is no uniform, Ralph Laurens Polo clothing line is highly worn (no popped collars) and khakis of all colors. The guys hair style of choice is long shaggy and unkempt (not gelled). Guys drive any kind of jeep, possibly lifted and covered with mud, while the girls drive volkswagons with atleast one roxy sticker on the back. At parties, Dulaney kids are known for the following. Vulgar chants, stealing and/or wrecking the owners posessions and turfing lawns. Approximately 68% of students will eventually become an alchoholic or develope a drug addiction before their freshman year of college.

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Dulaney High School by killa April 20, 2005

Dulaney High School 

In Baltimore County if you get kicked out of private school or didn’t get in to private school or just didn’t feel like going to private school and you live in Baltimore County then you go the closet thing to a coed private school and that’s Dulaney High school. All the guys and girls are really preppy and have money. The guys drive lifted jeeps and the girls drive 4 runners with roxy stickers in the back window. If you’re a guy and you want to have any kind of fun you have to play lacrosse. If you’re a girl and you want to have any fun you better get a boyfriend on the guys on lacrosse team.

If your driving around Timonium MD or Jacksonville MD and you see a bunch of lifted jeeps or 4 runners parked on the front lawns of houses its probably a Dulaney party.

Dulaney High School by PaulyD April 5, 2005

Dulaney high school bathrooms 

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no, it’s actual piss. Carefully step over the used toilet paper and blood stains all over the floor to get in a stall. You look around the stall and see inspirational quotes telling you how beautiful you are and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you walk out to wash your hands and try the first sink. It doesn’t work. Next sink, it’s clogged with hair and something bloody and the handle is covered in ramen. Next sink finally works but the water is brown. So you give up, step over the bloodstains on the ground, and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.

I rather die in a port-a-potty then use a dulaney high school bathrooms.

Dulaney high school bathrooms by Cl0bie May 30, 2018

Dulaney high school bathroom 

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.

I’d rather die in a port-a-potty then use a Dulaney high school bathroom.

Dulaney high school bathroom by Cl0bie May 30, 2018