Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.
Similar to the Houdini. Your friend sets up a date that you show up too while he pretends to stand her up. And when you take her back home you pull a Houdini with the friend who stood her up.
Me and my best buddy in the whole wide world pulled a doubledini on some tinder chick.