Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

by glittergirlgill February 2, 2011

dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner

Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night

by Home girl A May 2, 2016

Dropping Sausage

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

by esotericinsomniac March 1, 2015

drop the sausage

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"

Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie

by MelMax6 December 27, 2017

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014