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NOUN: A derogatory name used to describe the drunkest and most embarrassing member of your group of friends. Drinko is short for "Drinko the alcoholic clown".

Note: This term was born on the Jersey shore. Every summer shore house has their own Drinko.
"Dude, it's the first day of vacation; we've already seen you naked, you chatted up all our girls, you jumped off the second floor deck, and you pissed on a parked cop car. You are definitely this year's Drinko."
Drinko by bernard l. November 13, 2007
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To go for an impromptu drink. Generally to break up an event or chore.
"Mate this class is killing me, let's go Drinko"
Drinko by Zookon August 22, 2018

Drinko de Mayo 

Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.
Finals??? On Drinko de Mayo??? WTF man?!

"Are you guys going out tonight?"
"Hells yeah, I got a handle of Cuervo, its Drinko de Mayo, Baby!!!!"
Drinko de Mayo by J-LEW#99 May 3, 2010

Sinco de drinko 

When someone fills up A sink full of alcohol and get's wasted with there friends.
Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!

Cinco de Drinko 

A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.
Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!
Cinco de Drinko by Jaws13 May 3, 2009

Cinco de Drinko 

The celebration period of Cinco de Mayo. Drinking on or around or for the holiday.
Hey, I wanna get my Cinco de Drinko on -- are you in??
Cinco de Drinko by JennJennSiren October 25, 2010

cinco de drinko 

a party incorporating Mexican themes, such as margaritas and guacamole, regardless of party-goers nationalities. best if not taken too seriously and barely resembling a traditional celebration of Mexico's Cinco de Mayo.
best served on or around the date of Cinco de Mayo.
are you going to Monica's Cinco de Mayo party tonight?" "but today is May 7th, isn't the party a bit late?" "well, this party is more like..Cinco de Drinko