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drink bitch 

A drinking game that requires three people and a deck of cards. The game is played like so:

1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.

2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;

a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)

b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)

c) When the deck is done, start over.

3. The last person drinking wins.
I played Drink Bitch with my friends J.P. and Stinky two nights ago, and I'm still hammered!
drink bitch by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

Hold My Drink Bitch 

1. A phrase popularized by the Dave Chapelle Show

2. Can be used to enforce superiority and dominance
You think I got ugly ass kicks... compared to yours? Please! Hold my drink bitch!

Bitch Drink 

An alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. Men who drink these are often referred to as pussys. These drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you.
At a party we see 10 men having rye and coke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
"Yo man! look!! Charley's sipping a bitch drink"
"What does that mke you, Charley? A bitch?"
*charley runs away crying into the bathroom*
Bitch Drink by __cute_aza_button__ September 22, 2008

bitch drink 

An alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. Men who drink these are often referred to as pussys. These drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you.
At a party we see 10 men having rye and coke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
"Yo man! look!! Charley's sipping a bitch drink"
"What does that mke you, Charley? A bitch?"
*charley runs away crying into the bathroom*
bitch drink by __cute_aza_button__ September 21, 2008

Drink A Coke Bitch 

"Dammit dude, Drink a coke"
Drink A Coke Bitch by Adam Lee March 17, 2004

Drunk Bitch Voltron 

Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.

Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.

Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).

DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.

Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.

Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.

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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga

Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?

Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.

Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?

Person 1: How?

Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa

Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.

Person 2: That's what she said!

Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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