when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
by spazmin March 9, 2008
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A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious
by jester01 February 26, 2011
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