Dragon vale

A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.

I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.

Oh really what panel was it in?

The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!

Dragon vale by Diathalos March 22, 2017

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Dragonvale

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.

iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

Dragonvale by Rainbow Dragon Brosk July 29, 2012

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Dragonvale • dragon • dragon breath • Dragon Energy • dragon flies • Dragon Lady • Dragon Ass • dragon punch • dragon kin • dragon-claw

Dragonvale

The game I've been addicted to since 2009. The housing market crashed cause I spent too much money on gems. Only really sexy people play Dragonvale. We don't need bitches if we have dragons. Nothing makes me happier than making two dragons do the dirty in the cave. If only I had friends to send me gems.

Josh: Hey everyone come play Dragonvale with me!
Julia: Only if I'm able to breed dragons without their consent!
Quinn: Absolutely, I love EggyHatchy so much.
Josh: Great! Can you send me gems so I don't spend too much money and crash the housing market.

Dragonvale by dragonvaleaddict February 15, 2022

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dragontale

When someone takes a shit but you can’t force it out the rest of the way

Guy one: so I was sitting in the bathroom today trying to shit but I couldn’t get it all the way out and now I have a dragonTale
Guy two: bro what the fuck

dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

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Dragontale

When you take a fat shit and can’t force the rest out causing it to look like a tail.

Guy one: so I was taking a fat shit today and I couldn’t pass all of it and I’ve had a dragontale all day.
Guy two: James what the actual Fuck.

Dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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