Dragon vale 

A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.

I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.

Oh really what panel was it in?

The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!

Dragon vale by Diathalos March 22, 2017

Dragonvale 

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.

iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

Dragonvale by Rainbow Dragon Brosk July 29, 2012

Dragonvale 

The game I've been addicted to since 2009. The housing market crashed cause I spent too much money on gems. Only really sexy people play Dragonvale. We don't need bitches if we have dragons. Nothing makes me happier than making two dragons do the dirty in the cave. If only I had friends to send me gems.

Josh: Hey everyone come play Dragonvale with me!
Julia: Only if I'm able to breed dragons without their consent!
Quinn: Absolutely, I love EggyHatchy so much.
Josh: Great! Can you send me gems so I don't spend too much money and crash the housing market.

Dragonvale by dragonvaleaddict February 15, 2022

dragontale 

When someone takes a shit but you can’t force it out the rest of the way

Guy one: so I was sitting in the bathroom today trying to shit but I couldn’t get it all the way out and now I have a dragonTale
Guy two: bro what the fuck

dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

Dragontale 

When you take a fat shit and can’t force the rest out causing it to look like a tail.

Guy one: so I was taking a fat shit today and I couldn’t pass all of it and I’ve had a dragontale all day.
Guy two: James what the actual Fuck.

Dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021