Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.

1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.

by Sven Diesal February 3, 2010

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

Dragonlance

Very interesting series of fantasy novels. Based in the world of Krynn, Elves, Dwarves and Humans are merely the beginnings of the fun. With great authors, this series has evolved into a fiction of it's own.

Truely a great read.

by Greg April 13, 2004

Dragonlancer

BIGGEST NOOB EVER CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RING OF REGEN AND RING OF PROTECTION kakakak !!

Dragonlancer: waht shold i byu for ms????
Magiotehgreat: Nub.
Dragonlancer: me???
Magiotehgreat: Yes.
Dragonlancer: oh..... OK!!

by hawt April 12, 2005

dragonlance

Commonly known as a Fantasy series or roleplaying setting, the term actually originated as a testosterone spawned "contest" among certain "gaming" peoples.

My Dragonlance is SO bigger than yours!
Wait 'til you see my staff of Magius.

by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004

dragonlance

A truly shitty, pathetic, and semi-literate bunch of "D&D" books that are more about marketing and cheap rp games than they are about REAL fanatasy. Fantasy cliches and horribly bad writing abound in this commercial wreck, I wouldn't read this crap if my life depended on it...If you want to read
GOOD fantasy pick up George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series or Robin Hobbs books...And they ARENT D&D so all you n00bs can suck my dick.

Dragonlancefan:Cool, the new dragonlance book is out!
LEET:Don't you think it odd no Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman novel has good reviews from any reputable publisher or science fiction magazine?
Dragonlancefan:Wow my level 29 half-elf bard just upgraded his armor by 19648 pts with a Crimson Crystal!

by Velvet January 5, 2005