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Dracula Dare 

The complete, end-all, ultimate dare. You may not decline such a dare and failure to comply with the requirements of the dare will result in an eternal curse.
I dracula dare you to run up and punch that kid in the face.

dracula dick 

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!
I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

Dracula Drunk 

Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.
Did you see Timmy T bomber last night? He was dracula drunk.
Dracula Drunk by Jerry O'daniel December 1, 2010

Dracula’s Deuce 

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?
Dracula’s Deuce by Froppy October 8, 2018

Dracula's Delight 

Sorry Dale, I am on my period for a couple more days... Yea no worries baby, I am always down for Dracula's delight...
Dracula's Delight by chichic April 28, 2021

Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007