a small, doughnut shaped pillow used to provide comfort to those who have suffered serious trauma in or around thier butts,, such as a colonoscopy, surgery, or anal sex. the hole in the center of the doughnut pillow allows one to sit without applyinng pressure to their sensitive rear ends.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.