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One who has a douche where his/her face should be.
Jenna is a doucheface.
by everclear May 01, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
by obviously April 22, 2008
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1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 17, 2012
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a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!
by sniggerrig May 08, 2006
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1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.
by Mr. Pseudo March 08, 2009
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