douche over
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Doucheover
When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.
Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).
Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).
Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!
Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.
Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.
Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.
Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.
Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011
Doucheaveriiatius
A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
Doucheaveriiatius by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.