douche over 

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.

Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.

douche over by Spaz Out August 28, 2009

douche over 

When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.

Grahams sweater vest looks quit appropriate with his well styled douche over.

douche over by Erinz June 16, 2008

Doucheover 

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).

Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.

Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011

Doucheaveriiatius 

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.

<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."

Doucheaveriiatius by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.

ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"

Douchemover by abbddejt August 22, 2009