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douche face 

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
douche face by obviously April 22, 2008
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douche face 

douche bag, but on the face.
In this case you are a douche face.
douche face by Sally May October 21, 2004

Douche Face 

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.
He's sucha douche face!
Douche Face by Mr. Pseudo March 8, 2009

Resting Douche Face 

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.
"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."

resting douche face 

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.
resting douche face by 2B41 February 28, 2014
Word of the Day on January 13, 2017

pansy ass douche face 

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?
pansy ass douche face by m-cherry February 8, 2010
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