A guy who goes after a taken girl, who talks shit all the time, and is an arrogant, bigoted, self-centered piece of shit with bad taste in music and politics.
by jcrewsux October 27, 2010
Get the douche nick mug.A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011
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Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.
by Jspaz October 4, 2009
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Get the douchepick mug.Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the Douchedick mug.A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.
"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."
by Sikk July 19, 2005
Get the douchelick mug.Brooklyn neighborhood formerly known as Bushwick, now heavily encroached upon by hipsters moving in who have been priced out of or rejected by nearby Williamsburg.
"So, like, I found this new, up and coming legendary neighborhood. It's, like, totally part of Billyburg."
"Yeah? Where?"
"Bushwick, man."
"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."
"Yeah? Where?"
"Bushwick, man."
"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."
by Antihipster August 27, 2013
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