Double Fisted Chulupa Grab

The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).

Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.

by AP1318 September 14, 2003

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 21, 2003

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 25, 2023

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022