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Doolios were a band that existed in 2014. They released their debut single '9 lives' in the UK. They were expected to be touring around North Korea in late 2014 but it was cancelled because it didn't fit Kim Jong Un's music taste. They are widely considered to be the greatest music group of all time.
"hey, shall we play some Minecraft?"
"no, I'd rather listen to doolios"
Doolios by makooger May 4, 2020
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Hoolios Doolios 

Annoying dickheads use this to mean yes. Used especially to annoy extremely talented badminton players
D:Can you play on monday?
E: hoolios doolios
D: fucking answer the question..y or n
Hoolios Doolios by Masterbadminton October 18, 2017

dolliosis 

A rare sickdom for guys that are gay, and play with dolls.
Wow, Scotty has a severe case of dolliosis!
The Name Doolie is derived from a chick that easily gets on her knees it was invented by a local Northern Jersey celeb.

It has know become the name of the greatest high arch softball team in the history of the Ramsey High Arch Softball League. The Doolies are comprimised of 21 year olds residing from the Northern New Jersey area (especially Wyckoff, Indian Hills, Franklin Lakes and Fair Lawn). The Doolies are most well known for the atmosphere they bring to the most famous of Northern New Jersey softball leagues. They are in their 3rd season of play and will be dominating the league in no time.
WOW, did you see the lips on that Doolie?
Yeah, I'm sure that doolie would go down real easy.

Hey, did you happen to catch the score of the Doolie/Firehouse game?
Yea it was 35-5 DOOLIES of course
Doolies by The Doolie June 11, 2006
Sparse, pubescent facial hair, grown out in an attempt to fashion a genuine beard. Often sported by one who is oblivious to his lack of facial hair, or by a high school student eager to grow a full beard.
Josh: "Look at that guy, he thinks he can grow a beard?"
John: "I know man, someone tell him to shave off those doolies."
doolies by Kick Me January 7, 2009
Or Dooleys.
Disabled people within a college.

We reckon the doolies and sprogs are going to go to war with each other.
The doolies are up there
=
The disabled kids are up there
Doolies by LUCIE THE TOOL. December 29, 2007

dogliosia 

it's a rare disease, commonly found in dogs. Commonly treated with hot cheetos, snake venom and cancer. Symptoms are; bloody nose, pointy head, mountain climbing, eating stale bread, and farting. The cause is eating too much black licorice. Pronounced (dog - li - O - sis)
"my dog has dogliosia"
dogliosia by chickenbaby April 7, 2017