dont answer

a girl who you regret getting with and keeps calling

I can't believe Dont Answer won't stop calling. Why don't you call her?

dont answer by louis dog October 16, 2007

Don't answer that 

What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.

Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.

Don't answer that by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day 

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020