A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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When you turn your back to a raid boss and it hits you in the back.
Wow, Donkey sure is a shit tank, he got donkey punched pretty good.
by Gonzor February 18, 2021
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A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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You bang your GF on the side of the head
Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that
by 454331 May 9, 2019
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When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.
She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.
by Bigdev m.d. September 16, 2017
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When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018
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