Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020

Donkey Balls

One who's testicles are abnormally larger than others. Balls the size of a Donkies. Usually the carry of these monstrasaties trades penis size for testicle size(By birth not by choice of course)

Comparable to E-Dollaz, everyone else's nutz looked like marbles when matched to his Donkey Balls

by Robert Barker August 29, 2003

Donkey Balls

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

by hamiami September 29, 2009

Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 29, 2020

shit donkey balls

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong

Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!

by Kelley B January 5, 2008