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Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
by xToadlordx September 2, 2009
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Don't Real

Non Existent. Not real. Saying something isn't real, or something that doesn't seem real. Something that is fake, or lame.
1GOD1JESUS: PRAISE JESUS and GOD!
MannixThePirate: Pff Jesus and God don't real, dumbass!
by BlasphemyIsOne September 13, 2009
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Don't Real

When something don't real
9/11 don't real, AIDS don't real, cars don't real, the moon landing don't real
by Cult Killer September 22, 2009
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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021
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Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others
by OG t money July 28, 2016
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An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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