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doing the laundry 

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.
Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

doing the laundry 

the act of inserting one fist anally and one fist vaginally and rubbing them against each other (as you would when you do the laundry by hand)
that girl was so wide, you could have easily been doing the laundry on her
doing the laundry by ak4777 November 27, 2011

Doing The Laundry 

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.
I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry
Doing The Laundry by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

doing the laundry 

the codeword for sneaking out in the middle of the night
can also be referred to as just "laundry"
yeah i was doing the laundry last night and i almost got caught

hey you up for some laundry tonight?

Doing the laundry 

Help bro I'm stuck in the washing machine.
I was doing the laundry yesterday and I enjoyed it.
Doing the laundry by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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