Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 8, 2021

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli June 15, 2007

doily

cute and sweet; in a way that resembles a doily (handmade lace ornamental mat)

the molding on that home is sooo doily!

i love your new top! very doily!!

by doilyluuver August 10, 2022

doily

someone that is taking a dookie/peeing

DOILY.exe

by 12344321123443211234432112344 January 23, 2022

Doily

A sweaty butt crack.

Man it's so hot and humid outside I had a doily in, like, 2 minutes.

by Teem Atl July 17, 2021

Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020