a postural way to express regret. For a stronger effect plant your face on the floor. In case of apologising to a person of higher authority it is not uncommon to let barking or even meowing sounds out to express your regret. At the same timedeep breathing in this position can help you relieve personal stress accumulated in the situation.
After driving a motorbike into his bosses parked car, he had to spend half an hour downward dogging in the office until the boss finally decided to give up and forgive.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'