dog years

There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.

You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.

by Tha Cuddla January 15, 2005

Dog Years

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

Dog Years

A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18

Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal

by Ihatecheesegod451 August 27, 2021

18 in dog years

She was.

Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017