dog years 

There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.

You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.

dog years by Tha Cuddla January 15, 2005

Dog Years 

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

Dog Years by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

Dog Years 

A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18

Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal

Dog Years by Ihatecheesegod451 August 27, 2021

18 in dog years 

She was.

Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

18 in dog years by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021

Balloon Dog Years scale 

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

Balloon Dog Years scale by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

Year of the dog

Rufffff! You are happy creative and loyal! Good friend who is great at keeping secrets

Wow! You were born in the year of the dog?

Year of the dog by Pond shine December 14, 2019

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026