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Dog Years 

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.
For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".
Dog Years by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

Dog Years 

A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18
Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal
Dog Years by Ihatecheesegod451 August 27, 2021

18 in dog years 

She was.
Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:
18 in dog years by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021

Balloon Dog Years scale 

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

Year of the dog

Rufffff! You are happy creative and loyal! Good friend who is great at keeping secrets
Wow! You were born in the year of the dog?
Year of the dog by Pond shine December 14, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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