Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.

Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.

by JP64 March 11, 2019

Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023