do the crime

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

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do da time, do da crime

Spitefully doing something in which you have already been falsely accused.

It means if someone accuses you of something and you didn't do it; then you might as well go ahead and do whatever it is that they think you did because they are convinced that you are guilty.

"Nakita, I know you have been gettin all up on my boyfriend," accused Tasha. "Nuh uh, I ain't want that nappy head nigga," replied Nakita. "Uh huh, I seen you flirtin with him," insisted Tasha. (Tasha is paranoid and convinced Nakita wants her man and since she'll never believe otherwise, Nakita should seduce Tasha's man right in her face.)"B-tch, you wanna see somebody getting up on yo man; I'll show you somebody gettin up on yo man. Do da time, do da crime," tormented Nakita as she rubs up on Tasha's man right in front of Tasha.

by Windows from October 30, 2005

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be gay do crimes

The act of breaking laws that have no personal consequence to anyone, such as not paying for tickets on public transport, or crimes that go against a corrupt system, while being LGBTQ+.

Robin hood was the first person to truly encapsulate the phrase be gay do crimes, as he stole from those who were rich at the expense of the poor, a corrupt system.

by Hottingham August 20, 2019

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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe July 4, 2005

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