do the crime 

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

do the crime by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime by Glorymummy January 27, 2021