*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?
*Horde 2* Uh...
*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa
*Horde 2* Uh...
*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa
by mr nibbles December 19, 2006
The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.
Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?
Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!
Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.
*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!
Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.
*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
by J.T. Homeslice May 1, 2011
When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.
Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"
"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009