Dittles

Absolutely nothing

Matt: Hey Luke did you get any from that girl last night?
Luke: I got dittles.

by Pietruszka October 9, 2008

dirtless

When an object is clean and free of dust.

" Hey! Look at that book! It's dirtless!"

The dirtless book stood alone in an empty room.

by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017

dirtless-sanchez

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.

Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021

dittle my skittle

To stimulate a woman's clitoris. If you know what you're doing, she'll orgasm, If not you'll have a really sore hand and a pissed off chick.

Oooo baby, you know I love it when you dittle my skittle.

by prettypresley October 4, 2008

ditties

dick tits, aka a man's ballsack :)

haha did you see derek's ditties? theyre so uneven lololol

by DittiesStan June 30, 2020

dittler

A baby chicken. Colloquialism is indigenous to rural Appalachia.

That mother hen will flog you if you get near her dittlers.

by ChickenGod December 15, 2004

Dittle

Dittle:

A self explanatory series of advents.

"A Dittle does, as a Dittle does."

by Guardian Smoke February 26, 2013