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dirtless 

When an object is clean and free of dust.

" Hey! Look at that book! It's dirtless!"
The dirtless book stood alone in an empty room.
dirtless by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017

dirtless-sanchez 

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

dittle my skittle 

To stimulate a woman's clitoris. If you know what you're doing, she'll orgasm, If not you'll have a really sore hand and a pissed off chick.
Oooo baby, you know I love it when you dittle my skittle.
haha did you see derek's ditties? theyre so uneven lololol
ditties by DittiesStan June 30, 2020
A baby chicken. Colloquialism is indigenous to rural Appalachia.
That mother hen will flog you if you get near her dittlers.
dittler by ChickenGod December 15, 2004
Dittle:

A self explanatory series of advents.
"A Dittle does, as a Dittle does."
Dittle by Guardian Smoke February 26, 2013