Distributed Denial of Service 

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

Distributed Denial of Service by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Distributed Power Unit

A Distributed Power Unit or has DPU is when a locomotive is coupled with a another locomotive

“Check It Out! It Is A Distributed Power Unit!”

Distributed Power Unit by Harrison_Ford_Real October 31, 2022

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) 

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor

1) a drug dealer, any
2) a drug dealer who works on the corner or on the sidewalk, not to be confused with an On-line Doctor

I'm looking for a sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor so when i go to the social worker this evening we can have some fun

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

Mexican distributor 

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

Mexican distributor by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010