The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004
"Pimp in disress, help, help "Pimp in distress. Have no fear underdog is here! Thanks. Okay what cha need. nuttin.
by Fat_Boyh September 24, 2006
She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.
Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.
Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
by Crackerpants October 19, 2011
A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒
Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"
by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021
An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013
The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.
Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.
by Who Watches The Watchmen? May 29, 2020