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distended tube sock 

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
Dissendium by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.
"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"
Dissendium by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010

distention 

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

Dissendium

1. A highly evolved organism created by an electro-chemical reaction caused when BBCi dropped the ball.

2. Destructor of text talk.

3. Home of authors of world renown. No, truly.
And on the eighth day Dissendium was created. And the Internet saw that it was good.
Dissendium by Albert M. January 13, 2005

Dystender 

(Noun) A fictional potion that is commonly used for healing. It can be used to cure major and minor wounds, with the exchange of dying if more than 3 dosages is consumed.

(Both singular and plural.)
After being wounded, he drank some dystender to recover.

Dystender can be found in multiple temples for healing.
Dystender by sandwichpain October 21, 2022