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chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady 

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
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Team Disaffected 

A term commonly applied to small groups of student activitists that demand accountability from public university administrators. They are especially noted for their cunning and ability to completely outwit highly educated, moronic, and overpaid university administrators. They are committed to preventing douchebaggery at the university level.
See how Team Disaffected brought down the administration at the University of Kansas Business School.
Team Disaffected by Squiggmo October 23, 2010

distaffside 

on the female line of the family (from distaff + side); distaff = dizen-staff, stick to be wound with flax for weaving (this being the hunter-gatherer female function)
spearside
No, that was her great-uncle distaffside
distaffside by Alarick September 2, 2006

disaffinity 

Noun: (dis-uh-FIN-i-tee) a strong dislike of something - a vehement disagreement with a statement, idea, philosophy, person, etc.
"Being a staunch Boston Red Sox fan, he harbored a permanent, strong disaffinity for the NY Yankees."
disaffinity by cameramanJB May 10, 2010

Disafflict 

The act of removing or cancelling mental or physical affliction to a person, place or object
I want to disafllict the people I've hurt on my journey

I want to disafflict the earth by planting more trees\

I can disafflict this vase by filling in the cracks with clay
Disafflict by Rinalla May 11, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026