Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy July 17, 2010

Disasterbate

Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation

guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night

guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate

by Disasterbate October 30, 2014

Disasterbate

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011

Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 September 1, 2014

disasterbate

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

by John Greve June 22, 2005

Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger June 12, 2012

Disasterbance

When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.

Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!

by Tarklee May 13, 2022