When a male alligator uses it shorter nose to fill up a female crocodiles anal cavity and then the female crocodile lays an egg onto the alligator. The alligator then raises the egg until the baby crocodile is murdered for its scales which are then used to make the boots your girl wears while you fuck her.
When you have sexual intercouse with your spouse. Right before you ejaculate, ram a bottle of red bull, then immediately start beating your spouse while you jizz inside of her.
"I gave Jessica a DirtyZach last night, I think she's gonna break up with me!"