Dirty will

This sexy beast walks upon mortals stealing only hearts as he is such an attractive mother trucker be careful guys he will steal ya gal

My gf was kidnapped by a dirty will

by Dirty Florence 112233 May 26, 2020

Dirty will

When you shove a tooth brush up a girls pussy while she is on her period and use her period blood to brush your teeth

Bill has been pulling a dirty will for the past week his teeth are starting to stain red

by Fortnite border control January 7, 2021

DIRTY WILL

while taking a shit you spread your legs and watch your shit fall into the water and it splashs back up into your rectum.

pooping on tara, running away and having Will eat it

by BRO October 13, 2004

Dirty Will

A person with a rat dick that likes yummy rat pussy but has IBS problems every time they have sex. Normally shits all over. They also haven't seen Lord of the Rings but will get high as fuck and poo all over the floor then claim they've seen Lord of the Rings.

Damnnn Dirty Will, he's shitting all over again...

by Clegboy November 16, 2021

Dirty will

A dirty will is when a guy has a diddy party and fucks all the girls and cums in there eyes then fuck her with his knee and she blinks and the cum gets in her eye and pussy

Omg mike gave me a dirty will

by Lolillillllolzx October 24, 2025

Dirty William

A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.

My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome

by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019

Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

by BigDog92 May 12, 2021