A dirty vic is a medium sized gang bang involving at least 15 people but no more than 20. At least a quarter of the people involved must be legally classified as a dwarf. Mayonnaise and Nutella is the preferred lubricant for a dirty vic but baked beans can be used. It must be noted that everyone involved should be infected with aids.
Guy 1: hey man we popping to the shop before dirty vic? I need to get some Nutella
Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!
Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!
by Alantitmangle April 15, 2020
by Like my tik tok April 16, 2020
A Dirty Vic is a guy who only sends you a friend request on social media to search through your pics and fondle himself.
by GolfTee April 16, 2020
What happens when a bitter, angry dwarf scrolls through your social media pics while fondling theirself.
by GolfTee April 16, 2020