dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

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While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

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when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

dirty spoon by sideburns September 8, 2013

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While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

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when having sex, the man penetrates the women (or man) anally in the spooning position

last night we tried the dirty spoon....

he dirty spooned me, he said it was an accident :(

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When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.

"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"

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