dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.

by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by anonymous November 21, 2020

dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After the dirty samuel we did last night, i have no feeling in my ass!

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Dirty Samsel

The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!

Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Dirty Samsel

Banging a girl doggy style and twisting on her ears while making motorcycle sounds. If done properly she should walk funny, and have glowing red ears.

Before taking a girl home to meet my mother, I always make sure she is cool with the dirty samsel.

by Spedpoo80 no async July 31, 2003