dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.

by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020

dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by November 21, 2020

dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After the dirty samuel we did last night, i have no feeling in my ass!

by November 21, 2020

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 08, 2007

Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020