Dirty Plunger

A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.

This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.

Dirty Plunger by Team Menard December 28, 2008

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dirty plunger

When you take a dirty, truck stop plunger and you stick it over your genitals and you rip them off. Then you take them and stuff them up your ass. Then lick the plunger clean.

"I'm so high and nothing can hurt me. Time for a dirty plunger !"

dirty plunger by Aarons Mom September 6, 2008

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Related Words

dirty plunger • dirt plunger • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike • dirty pillow

dirt plunger

An insult to call your friends

You are a peace of dirt
Your a plunger (poop uncloger)

dirt plunger

You are a filthy dirt plunger

dirt plunger by DIRT PLUNGER April 20, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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