dirty mustache
dirty mustache by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014
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Dirty Mustache
John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Dirty Mustache by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015
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A Dirty Mustache
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
A Dirty Mustache by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
Dirty Teen Mustache
A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.
bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
Dirty Teen Mustache by IOA August 3, 2007
Dirt mustache
A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.
My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.
Dirt mustache by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017
Dirty Moustache
Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.
Dirty Moustache by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.