greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
When a horny guy has no other choice but to remove his female partners tampon before they engage in sexual intercourse. (you do not actually have to be mexican)
"the dirty mexican"
Chancho: so do you want me to pull it out?
Babycakes: I'm not gonna do it!
Chancho: ugghhh... Ok... I guess...
Chancho: *pulls the tampon out*
¡¡MUCHO SEXO!!
Babycakes: you dirty Mexican!
that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."