dirty lopez

The sister of the dirty sanchez. During sex, when the male licks or kisses the butt of the female, then comes up to kiss her on the mouth. Usually not appreciated.

If I could give just one dirty lopez, it would be to jennifer lopez. Man, would that piss her off!

by blavatsky January 31, 2005

dirty lopez

fuck jennifer lopez in the ass and wype it on her couch

in the ass on the couch dirty lopez

by buttom bithc May 19, 2010

dirty lopez

The term used for a person who acts like a douchebag by stealing, free-loading, leaving food out to spoil, and other such acts.

Man! That man is such a fucking dirty lopez!

by Whitehead January 31, 2004

Dirty Lopez

When one inserts two fingers in the pink and a fist in the stink.

Brian totally just gave that slute the Dirty Lopez...and she liked it!

by the dirty lopez July 15, 2009

Dirty Lopez

Laying on your back while recieving a BJ right before busting a nut, lift your legs up, lock your feet, and push your feet in. This forces the girls head down, making her deep throat. Then bust in the back of her throat. Don't let go until she swallows everything.

I was getting some head, and totally gave my girl a Dirty Lopez.

by Raul Lopez May 02, 2008

Dirty Lopez

The act of sexual penetration in the eye socket of a skull.

While David was decorating for halloween he gave the skull a Dirty Lopez.

by ecvbub February 26, 2011

Dirty Lopez

When a man eats out a woman as fast as he possibly can.

Yeah dude she wanted to go all night but i just went down and gave her a dirty lopez bro.

by aarpero April 23, 2010