Urban Dictionary: dirty lopez

The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.

That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.

My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.

by BunnySkynet May 12, 2011

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When one individual has sex on consecutive nights with two different girls who are best friends.

- Dude I pulled a Dirty Lopez with those Brynn and Ashley!
- Aren't those two best friends?
- Yeah! And neither one knows I did it with other!

by trojanman2406 March 07, 2014

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Just like a Dirty Sanchez but you end up on TBS.

This week on Lopez tonight Heidi Montag tells all about her dirty sanchez, now officially becoming a dirty lopez.

by bopovich January 26, 2010

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simply put....... penis inserted into asshole, then inserted into mouth...... aka ass to mouth

lopez stuck his dick into morgan's sphincter and then stuck it into her mouth also known as a dirty lopez

by electric haze October 08, 2008

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The term used for a person who acts like a douchebag by stealing, free-loading, leaving food out to spoil, and other such acts.

Man! That man is such a fucking dirty lopez!

by Whitehead January 31, 2004

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Its when you toss a females salad, pull out a peanut with your tongue, then kiss her and pass it back, then she swallows it... wait a few hours then repeat until you cant find the peanut anymore... TADA! THE DIRTY LOPEZ!

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by Cabron43x January 19, 2011

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