dirty lomasi

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When you take a shit and think its ripping your insides out just to find out it was the size of a baked bean.

"I nearly collapsed with how much heaving I was doing. Turns out it was a Dirty Lomasi."

dirty lomasi by Charleshallio September 10, 2020

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dirty lomasi

When you are taking a shit and it feels like its ripping your insides out. It ends up being the size of a baked bean.

"I nearly collapsed with all the heaving I was doing. Turns out it was just a dirty Lomasi"

dirty lomasi by Charleshallio September 10, 2020

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