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dirty kenny 

Wearing baggy pants at a titty bar without underwear
The sttripper was impressed by the tent I was pitching when I wore my dirty kenny.
dirty kenny by spannacus February 21, 2008
Words you can keep

Dirty Kenny 

When you shit your self and pick and you slap your friend in the face with it
Bro last night I did a dirty Kenny and she got so pissed

dirty kenny 

A drunk clown faggot who is blindfolded and tricked into sticking his ramrod into his moms fun hole, while she is being bukaked by his three friends after playing beer pong with them.
Hey, lets get Todd drunk tonight and give him a dirty kenny.
dirty kenny by mccthesituation October 4, 2010

Dirty Kenny 

The South Park esque act of dying through autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing a Batman costume
I heard Bruce Wayne died recently, he gave himself a Dirty Kenny, although weirdly crime has increased as of late

Dirty Kenny

The act of cumming your pant when a girl looks at you. When you’re done start acting like a retarded faggot and stick your hands in your pants having sticky cum on your hands. Then proceed to fling your cum in the girls face pretending like your Spider-Man.
I pulled the Ol Dirty Kenny yesterday. It worked.
Dirty Kenny by Meow meow 360 boi December 16, 2025

The Dirty Kenny 

The sexual act of engaging in intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle, then proceeding to force her to give the male a blow job without clean up. This must only be performed during the most heavy days of her menstrual cycle, thus adding more lubrication and flavor. A Dirty Kenny may only be performed in a bathroom (preferably the handicapped stall). There also has to be a photographer to take a picture of the Dirty Kenny, or else it doesn't count.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to give me The Dirty Kenny during 3rd period in the bathroom!

Not cool man, not cool.

Nah, it's okay. It just looks like she's wearing lipstick now!
The Dirty Kenny by Armgasm May 25, 2010

dirty kennan

An act performed by three homosexual males. One male will lay flat on his back with a funnel in his mouth. The second male will begin to defecate into the funnel while the third male simultaneously back hands the erect penis of the male laying on the floor repetitively.
After a fun night on the town, Tom hooked up with two new friends. After going back to Tom’s place, things became pretty heated and they did a dirty kennan!
dirty kennan by a.glaub June 30, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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