dirty jackson 

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

dirty jackson by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

dirty Jackson 

1.The act of masturbating with a twenty dollar bill (President Jackson's face is on the $20 bill).

2. A cheap blow job done by a disease-ridden hooker.

3. An anal sex technique in which the man pulls globs of shit out of his partner's ass and then smears it on the partner's back.

I try not to do the dirty Jackson because it either hurts my dick (1), gives me the clap (2), or makes me puke on my girl's back (3).

dirty Jackson by wagamuffin August 20, 2009

Dirty Jackson 

When your Drinking a jack Daniel and once you finish you jack off into it.

Last night I bought a beer and i just had to do a dirty Jackson.

Dirty Jackson by wordmaker696969 April 27, 2022

Dirty Jackson 

After you jizz you find a turkey sandwich and spread it on there and feed it to the nearest person

Hahah you just ate a dirty Jackson

Dirty Jackson by Wewedong December 5, 2020

dirty Jackson 

when someone sticks the ass up another ass with a pickle inbetween while a black guy Is is giving head to each while you at 5 guys and on the stove

I just pulled a dirty Jackson to my dog

dirty Jackson by anonymous January 24, 2023

dirty jackson 

the act of eating a dog with a fork that you pulled out of you ass

jack did a dirty jackson when he got home from bullying people on the bus

dirty jackson by jackisextraasian September 26, 2023

Dirty Jackson 

The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.

I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.

Dirty Jackson by Lebron a March 18, 2024